Washington D.C.-Amsterdam – FUA (fat ugly American) passenger quotient was significantly lower than that of Portland-Washington. Though I must continue circulating the statistic that Oregon has the lowest obesity of rate of any U.S. state. (I must also echo Mark Twain’s sentiment that citing statistics is stealthier, more sophisticated way of lying).
Best outfit in Europe – girl wearing religious headscarf with fabric covering most of her body. But nevertheless visible: a black t-shirt with pink letters that spell, “Duh, Winning.”
Four tiny pieces of chicken, measly portion of fries, iced tea in a cup designed to restrict one’s drink to soda: 11.50 in U.S. money at Amsterdam airport. And to think the papers say they are running OUT of money in Greece, Ireland, and soon, the rest of EU Europe.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment